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"History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind."
- Edward Gibbon (1737-1794) // From: "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire |
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It's that time of year again!
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The Top 10 Reasons to Hate the Stupor Bowl
By Mike King |
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THE PRE-GAME MEDIA HYPE About the only thing more crass than pre-Christmas hype is pre-Stupor Bowl Mania. To prolong the idiotic and tiresome drama of "the countdown," the NFL (National Felons League) maintains a two-week lag between its semi-final games and the Stupor Bowl Championship game. |
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THE PSEUDO PATRIOTISM Before the Stuper Bowl actually begins, viewers must sit through not only the National Anthem, but also "America the Beautiful," usually sung by some no-talent, America-hating degenerate. That America the Ugly has deviated so far from the vision of its noble and learned founders that it is now unrecognizable, is lost upon the brain dead normie masses who still get choked up over the empty rituals. |
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3 THE MINDLESS MILITARISM As helicopter gunships, bombers, proxy armies and Predator Drones murder children in faraway lands (to resume under Biden) -- idiot America is dazzled by pre-game jet flyovers and marching Marines. No one even questions how such a vulgar display of military power fits in with a football game. |
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THE PSYCHOTIC SELF-PROMOTION OF THE PLAYERS In the old days when the NFL was clean, sane and wholesomely American, a player would score a touchdown and then hand the ball to the referee. An exuberant one might "spike" the ball or high-five a fellow player and that was the end of it. Today however, the self-aggrandizing ass-clowns of the NFL feel the need to strut and dance before the game even starts, and again after every minor play. They save their most "creative" antics for the Stupor Bowl. It is annoying as it is childish. |
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THE DEGENERACY OF THE HALFTIME SHOW From Janet Jackson's bare breast performance of 2004, to washed up Madonna's booty-grinding Satanic symbolism of 2012, to Beyonce's street whore outfit of 2013, to Katy Perry's Satanic performance in 2015, to J-lo & Shakira's "pole dancing" of 2020 -- the Stupor Bowl halftime show has degenerated into a spectacle symbolizing everything that is wrong with America's "culture." Whatever happened to marching bands? |
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THE STUPOR BOWL PARTIES In terms of alcohol consumption / drunkenness, Stupor Bowl Sunday is second only to New Year's Eve. Millions of lemmings who don't even follow football during the season -- and would never think to show up for an election or a political meeting -- will damn sure turn out for an opportunity to scoff down pizza, wings, soda and beer. |
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THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'S INVASIVE ANTICS Under the guise of "preventing terrorism," the Feds have expanded their harassment of American citizens. Stupor Bowl attendees are now screened and monitored just as airline passengers are. The ironic tragedy of this farce is that it was the Feds (Deep State) themselves who staged the 9/11 terror attacks for political purposes. |
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THE EXCESSIVE COMMERCIALISM The commercials during the Stupor Bowl are not only longer, but far more numerous and "controversial" and socio-political than usual. We understand that the networks have bills to pay and a profit to make; but there comes a point where the legitimate needs of commerce turn into undignified money-grubbing. The endless and overly dramatic Stupor Bowl ads now overshadow the game itself. |
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DRUNK FAT WHITES CHEERING BLACK HEROES WHO PROMOTE MARXIST B.L.M. Any self-respecting White person should be alarmed and ashamed that so few Whites are playing football on a professional level these days. It was not always like this. This is due, in part, to an ignorant prejudice -- which starts at the college recruitment level -- that White players cannot excel at certain positions. To behold the spectacle of a 95-97% White audience in the stands, full-throat cheering for a 85% Black player base that supports the Communist "Black Lives Matter" front, and "takes a knee" to protest the White Man, is as bizarre as it is worrisome for the future of European man. |
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THE MISGUIDED PASSION OF THE FANATICS Nothing wrong with a little diversion and fun cheering for your hometown team; but many of these "fans" display a passion so intense that a straight-jacket is warranted. If only they would get as agitated about a stolen election, the demise of western civilization and the rise of the coming Global superstate. What losers these people are! |
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2021 BONUS REASON
THE NFL'S PROMOTION OF THE COVID HOAX The NFL's insane policies regarding the Stupid-19 hoax require "distanced" players on the sidelines to wear masks; but players on the field (who are actually contacting and breathing on each other) do not have to. Furthermore, attendance at this year's event will be limited to about 30% capacity. So if you thought that the big game would offer a diversion from the insanity of the real world -- think again. |
